Sardar jokes 8-)

joy alukkasil kittiya joly sardar upekshichu.
Friend:why?
Sardar:avide border vechirikunu 'panikkooli ella,panikuravum ella'

i want to mary u...

Sardar:to lady i want to mary u
Lady:but i am one year elder than u
Sardar:suddently dont worry then i will mary u next year...

i am in the hostel...

Teacher:why did not you do ur homework?
Sardar:i am in the hostel,how can i do home work?

sardar medical shoppil.
Sardar:chumakkula marunnu vennam
Seller:tonic aano?
Sardar:tonikalla ente ammakka